Akhil Singh

Greetings, mere mortals! I am Akhil, a code conjurer so powerful that I make software bugs vanish faster than you can say "404!" As a Software Architect (basically, a fancy name for "I break stuff then fix it"), my responsibilities include summoning the dark arts of programming to create majestic backend systems plus occasionally answering phone calls from telemarketers.

When I'm not battling rogue null pointers, I'm busy fueling my superpowers with large doses of caffeine and compiling memes. Let's embark on this comedic journey together and maybe build something that doesn't crash on production.

Experience

LazyApply

Professional Chaos Coordinator | Bangalore, Karnataka

Sept 2024 – Present

Achieved peak productivity by convincing everyone that my laptop's blue screen of death was actually a new zen meditation feature
Revolutionized the meeting culture by strategically "freezing" during Zoom calls whenever asked about project deadlines
Mastered the art of turning "it's not a bug, it's a feature" into an inspirational poster that now hangs in every cubicle
Successfully transformed the coffee machine into our most reliable team member (it never complains about Monday mornings)
Pioneered a groundbreaking system where all critical decisions are made by my office plant (it hasn't been wrong yet!)

Teachmint

Chief Debugging Detective | Bangalore, Karnataka

August 2023 – Oct 2024 (14 months of pretending to understand the codebase)

Created a backend so fast it broke the space-time continuum and delivered responses before users even sent requests
Built an AI that was supposed to grade assignments but instead started writing dad jokes in the comments
Invented a bug tracking system that became self-aware and started filing complaints about developers' coffee breaks
Managed to convince the team that all system crashes were actually just the servers taking power naps for better performance
Developed a notification system that accidentally achieved sentience and started sending motivational quotes to lonely printers

Infra Market (Unicorn 2021)

Senior Code Whisperer | Bangalore, Karnataka

Sept 2021 – Aug 2023 (Time spent talking to servers: 60%)

Built microservices so micro they needed a quantum microscope to be found in production
Created a shopping cart that developed separation anxiety and wouldn't let items leave
Implemented a loyalty system that started giving points for users' Netflix watching habits
Engineered a database that refused to work on Mondays (turns out it was just really committed to work-life balance)

Yayshop (Acquired by Infra Market)

Digital Wizard In Training | Bangalore, Karnataka

Aug 2020 — Sept 2021 (survived on coffee and dreams)

Launched an app that was so user-friendly it started making friendship bracelets for frequent users
Built a feedback system that became too emotionally attached to negative reviews and needed weekly therapy
Created a coupon system that started generating discount codes based on users' zodiac signs
Developed a CRM that began matchmaking lonely customer queries with compatible support tickets

Skills & Expertise

Programming Languages

GoLang

Python

C++

JavaScript

Databases

MongoDB

Postgres

Redis

Messaging Platforms

Apache Kafka

Frameworks & Libraries

Flask

Gin

Gorilla

ReactJs

Angular / Ionic / Angular Material

Cloud Services

Firebase

Google Big Query

AWS

Google Cloud Platform (GCP)

Experience

LazyApply

Professional Chaos Coordinator | Bangalore, Karnataka

Teachmint

Chief Debugging Detective | Bangalore, Karnataka

Infra Market (Unicorn 2021)

Senior Code Whisperer | Bangalore, Karnataka

Yayshop (Acquired by Infra Market)

Digital Wizard In Training | Bangalore, Karnataka

Skills & Expertise

Programming Languages

Databases

Messaging Platforms

Frameworks & Libraries

Cloud Services

Education

Contact

Akhil Singh

Experience

LazyApply

Professional Chaos Coordinator | Bangalore, Karnataka

Teachmint

Chief Debugging Detective | Bangalore, Karnataka

Infra Market (Unicorn 2021)

Senior Code Whisperer | Bangalore, Karnataka

Yayshop (Acquired by Infra Market)

Digital Wizard In Training | Bangalore, Karnataka

Skills & Expertise

Programming Languages

Databases

Messaging Platforms

Frameworks & Libraries

Cloud Services

Education

Contact

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